Nothing much to say, i scream in an awesome band, i skate, and i think butts, purple hair, and short girls are attractive, which explains my babe. Steph is a cutie. <3
i’m thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes you get on a picture
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
Someone finally said it
Theres a special place in hell for people who eat oreos by twisting them and eating the creme first, like, what the heck? It’s the perfect creme to chocolate ratio! Why would you ruin that???
I don’t think I can explain this. I guess I was bored again… I enjoy making these because I got nothing better to do. (CLICK ON THE PHOTOS FOR TEXT) #whyamistilldoingthisitsnotevenfunnysohahaha
guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?
Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.
He don’t give a shit.
And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu
What a serious of unnecessary events
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE